time to rewrite this to avoid confusion and/or disappointment
short fat sexy (so im told! ) brunette divorcee seeks tall slim single male for friendship and fun with equal importance on both...
must be single
must be local
although not searching for anything too full on i am not looking for one offs
please note- I am not thin or toned but happy and confident in my skin
Just looking to chat at the moment.
This means I am not meeting you
That is my choice so please do not ask, there are plenty of women out there who will meet up I choose not to right now.
NOT into under 50's That's my choice to I do not have to give reasons
NOT into married men so if you are either please dont be offended when my...
Newly 40 yr old looking for some fun....Love to meet younger guys .Only looking for 2 or 3 guys at once and be treated like a real slut,.....NO 1 ON 1.....I love being fucked dogging style really hard and deep and i love swallowing cum..Really enjoy guys cuming over my face too.. PLEASE READ MY PROFILE CAREFULLY...I AM GETTING FUCKING ANNOYED AT THE RETARDED MEMBERS OUT THERE WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND...
He grinned. I was trying to remember all the deadly sins the other day, he said. Greed,envy, gluttony, irony, pedantry
Im pretty sure irony isn't a deadly sin.
Im pretty sure it is.
Lust, she said. Lust is a deadly sin.
And spanking.
I think that falls under lust.
I think it should have its own category, said Jace. Greed, envy, gluttony, irony, pedantry, lust, and spanking.
Sugar & Spice & all things nice, that's what little girls are made of!... But Stockings & Whips & pleasure & tricks, that's what This Bad Bi*ch is made of!!... Miss Experimental dares you to entice & please me in the horniest way you know how - no holds barred!! Cum on lovers, what are you waiting for??... I'm BISEXUAL, so open to suggestions from Women, Men &/or couples! I'm...
Free, single and living life to the full.
Looking for fun and excitement with no strings
Why wait for love when you can have so much more fun!
I can say I am getting bored, Friday nights and no one is around to talk! I think I need some more excitement. ..
Please do not message me asking for more pics before we talk when you haven't got one at...
Looking for someone to chat to then maybe meet up. Not looking for anything serious just some fun but not really into one night stands, or meeting up with loads of different men, just one to have regular fun with. I am getting really fed up of time wasters, so if you are not 100% genuine and interested please don't waste my time messaging me. Thanx. X
We are a couple looking for all sorts of fun. Have had a few experiences before and now looking to push the boat out a little further.
Tell us what you would like x
Her 32 5ft 6 medium build dark hair, Bi
him 5ft 11 medium build brown hair and straight.
We are looking for men women and couples.
If you want to to chat please write a bit...
What can I say about me? I am a fairly relaxed, sexy girl. I enjoy keeping myself fit and particularly swimming and cycling. I separated about 9 months ago. I have a busy life which leaves little time for relationships. Looking for someone (just the one) to share some special times with. I would like to meet over a coffee/drink first and build a relationship before things progress. I am...
I know I don't have the figure of a catwalk model, so there's no need to tell me!
I basically want to have fun and experiment.
If you're interested send me a message, don't bother with winks.
Please note I WON'T BE INTERESTED if you:
1) Are younger than me
2) Are over the age of 38
3) Use text speak/bad grammar
4) Use the "I'd like to see more"...
OK I don't have much about me in my profile because I don't feel the desire to advertise myself in any way. I won't chat with you if you're married, happily or unhappily, because, even if we clicked you couldn't give me what I am looking for. If you're one of the many people on here who are part of the 'headless brigade' (for reasons of anonymity due to work...
Hi my name is Karen, I like the nice things in life as it can be to short, weekends away holidays nights out or night in with good company, I play pool darts like to swim.
I'm honest caring tactile, I'm not interested in marred men or friends with benefits I know I'm no a dating site but don't won't to play mind games and don't see why it should have...
Hiya, we are a straight man and a bi-curious female couple that would like to meet another lady to join us for some naughty fun as a threesome, we are in a very happy relationship with an amazing sex life and we would love to satisfy another sexy lady together. We are a genuine, discreet, professional couple that cannot accommodate but can travel and are available most evenings ...so come...